dear coffee; / i spend two thirds of my life drinking coffee and one third blogging about it.
borinq:

 



sofapizza:

My mom asked me for a “formal picture” of my one month old baby, I sent her this.





fuck. can we do this with angus sims? Notes: 323728

oh tumblr i remember this feeling. people liking all your posts about celebrities and cake and then you get all “FUCK YES PEOPLE LIKE ME” and then you post a selfie and it’s all ……..

fuck.

hey tumblr dis is what i look like now.  Notes: 1

thecatalyst-toyourdemise:

IMAGINE BEING ATTRACTIVE LIKE HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE

(Source: ocean-dxst, via deliciousramble)

no late night tv i do not want thin lizzy make up, insurance, a bra, a credit card or anything just shut the fuck up so i can enjoy my insomnia and trashy tv bite me.

lustire:

ne-uw:

a-rtist:

the purse and iPhone case are perf 

I want a pair of relaxed bootcut jeans! Why is life difficult to me

q’d ♡
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unfabulus:

en-crypted:

mellokins:

This is how it got removed in Sweden. People actually called in, all on the same day, and announced that they couldn’t come to work as they were gay and would probably stay gay for a while.

q’d ♡

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE POST ON THIS WEBSITE EVER HANDS DOWN NO DOUBT ABOUT IT I ACTUALLY LOVE THIS
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cocainediet:

My 21st birthday cake made in Amanda Bynes’ honor  
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